The critically acclaimed shit stealing simulator is now available for your home entertainment system, complete with shit counter, shit level design, shit optimization, shit audio, and shit ending. Shit is expensive. Steal shit from people before they get to their cars. People tend to drop their shit. Featuring such shit as hot dogs, bananas, (reversible) pizza, eggs, fish, potatoes, meat, juice, some other shit, and of course (by popular demand), milk.


Controls:

Get over 50 shit on your trailer to win.

WASD to move around shit. Space to jump over shit. Shift to run by shit.

Left click to pick up shit. Right click to throw shit.

Made in 48 hours for Pizza Jam #4

https://itch.io/jam/pizza-jam4

Theme: Seven Deadly Sins (Greed....  & gluttony?)

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

SuperShitStealer_PC.zip 29 MB
SuperShitStealer_Mac.app.zip 30 MB
SuperShitStealer_Lin_86_64.zip 42 MB
Super Shit Stealer - Main Theme (ogg) 1 MB

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lol what did i just play?

the bible